twenty-something graphic designer, currently living in st louis, enjoying his apparently steadily diminishing free time climbing rocks, biking and occasionally pretending — mostly to himself — to be able to keep up with a blog consistently, who loves to write long obfuscated sentences, that often use a number of probably unnecessary train-of-thought-break characters such as (but not limited to) the parentheses and commas and em-dashes (not en-dashes, or god forbid hyphens)