No personal muggings scheduled until tomorrow Thursday, Dec 20 2007 

Characters
Laura, bum, man getting coffee

Location
Coffee shop across the street from a hotel in San Francisco

Scene
A bum follows Laura from the street into the coffee shop and starts asking her for money.

Bum
Excuse me, Miss, you got any money?

Laura
No, somebody stole my wallet.

Bum
Who stole your wallet?

Laura
I don’t know I didn’t see who stole it.

Bum (pointing out the man getting coffee)
He’s got money. Did he take your wallet?

Laura
No, I don’t think so.

Bum (to man getting coffee)
Hey man, why you stole her wallet?

Man getting coffee
Uh sorry, I don’t have any personal muggings scheduled until tomorrow.

Of course, unlike the other scripts, this one was not experienced by me personally, but the first time I heard about the ordeal I knew it deserved a better fate than withering away in memory.

Karaoke for the deaf Thursday, Dec 13 2007 

I discovered this guy ages ago, so you may have already seen these videos. If you have not, sit back and enjoy:

Johan Lippowitz doing “Torn”

“Don’t Look Back in Anger”

“That’s My Home”

Johan Lippowitz and Natalie Imbruglia doing “Torn” together

If I just killed your work productivity, I am sorry =)

Lovely name Wednesday, Dec 12 2007 

I’ve often debated the meaning of irony with friends, most notably with Stephen, who dismisses pretty much every case presented to him, calling it either bad luck or coincidence. Maybe this is irony, or maybe it isn’t, but I can’t think of a better intro so you’re stuck with it.

I received an e-mail today that made me literally laugh out loud. It was a reply from a new guy who works at a sister company. He didn’t quite hit on me but did use the word “lovely” to describe my name. If you’re a guy would you say, “what a lovely name you have” to another guy? No, you wouldn’t. Cool, unique, interesting, different … but not lovely. He wouldn’t either, unless he figured I was missing the man-machinery down there. This not an assumption on my part either. A lot of people, I’d guess about 19 out of 20, who have only seen my name on paper are in for a surprise when they meet me and discover I’m a dude.

So aside from sharing this funny little bit from my daily life, I’d like to point out what I consider irony. I am named after very famous medieval Polish Knight, which in my opinion is as far opposite from feminine as you can get, second only to being a ninja or a pirate.

That my friends is irony (… I think).

I also put up sort of a wish list.

Your drink is evaporating faster than mine Saturday, Dec 8 2007 

Characters
Zavi, Laura, Erica, random grad student

Location
Washington University, Earth and Planetary Sciences Christmas party

Scene
Erica is drinking hot cider, while the grad student next to her is drinking eggnog. I more or less randomly enter their conversation.

Erica
He is saying that because my drink is warm and his is cold, mine is evaporating faster.

Laura (who is actually TA-ing the thermodynamics class random grad student is taking)
Well … yeah.

Erica
Really? How much?

Zavi
I think the difference is negligible … if you can actually hold that cup in your hand.

Aside from this being probably the dorkiest party conversation I’ve ever been witness to, it was made so much more amusing by the fact that I was the only non-scientist there, yet I presentation my opinion so matter of fact that it ended the debate.

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No country for old men Tuesday, Dec 4 2007 

No Country For Old Men

On Saturday I got to see the new Coen brothers movie, No Country For Old Men, and I have to say I was so glad to not have read or heard a single thing about the movie prior to watching it. Why? Because it would been a tremendous letdown … as opposed to just a letdown, which is what it was.

Usually after watching a movie I think about it for a little while, digesting all its finer points, and then move on. Every once in a while, if the movie was either really great or terrible or both at the same time, I’ll go online to see what other people are saying. So here is what gets to me about this movie: I had to go through about of 20 or 30 two-thumbs-up reviews that all seemed to have their heads up the Coen’s collective rectum, before I found something I agreed with. Here are two reviews that sum up exactly how I felt about this movie:

“I appreciate No Country for Old Men for the skill in the film craft. I understand No Country for Old Men for its penetrating disquisition on narrative conventions and its heroic will in subverting them. I admire No Country for Old Men for the way it tightens its grip as it progresses, taking us deeper and deeper into a hellish world. I just don’t like it very much.”

— Stephen Hunter, Washington Post

and this essentially sums up why I did not like it:

“The Coen brothers have never really accepted the idea that a movie has to have a plot. Offbeat characters, sure. Oblique dialogue that sounds meaningful and occasionally is so, absolutely. Eye-catching cinematography and a subtle, mood-reinforcing soundtrack, no question. Irony layered on thickly as cheese in good lasagna, yes. But a narrative that makes sense from end to end? Well, one doesn’t have room for everything.”

— Lawrence Toppman, Charlotte Observer

The characters are great. The cinematography is awesome. A lot about this movie is just plain fantastic, but when put together it simply doesn’t work. It’s not that the movie lacks a plot entirely, but there are such big letdowns throughout, and particularly at the end, I felt as if I had slept through some vital part. In fact, when the movie was supposed to climax … you know … the part where the cat and mouse game between the main characters culminates in a grand finale that leaves you feeling either elated with triumph or devastated with sorrow … well I felt absolutely nothing. It would be hard to say more without a potential spoiler, so I’ll leave you with this. See it on DVD if you’re looking for something off-beat.